Tuesday, July 3, 2007

How hot is it? It is so hot...

...that I put on deodorant before I go to sleep...
…that all I can think to do when I get home from work is to strip off my clothes and walk in slow circles around my room following the path of the rotating ceiling fan…
…I am always offered two glasses of ice when I order a bottle of water because the ice in the first one will melt way before I have a chance to drink the whole 8oz bottle…
…when I am a klutz and spill water down the front of me it evaporates before anyone can notice…
…The word ‘air conditioner’ has been Thai-afied and everyone calls it Aer…
…Every restaurant sign that has AC advertises it in the windows in larger font than the actual name of the place…

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